BEHOLD! THE ALMIGHTY BURGER!!!!

The American government has sprouted a new branch. Formerly the branches of government were merely the executive, judicial and legislative, but now behold the unveiling of the 4th branch of government: THE FOOD BRANCH!!! This branch has actually existed for about a quarter century and has only grown since then. It kept growing and growing and growing and now it seems to have become stronger than all the other branches. The food branch is composed of just about all food producing factories, that’s right factories. We live in a world where food controls our government and there are clear examples of this is the existence of a law that states that no one can “bash” meat producing companies via media. A law like this can be passed but laws such as Kevin’s law has been pitched for years and still has not been passed. Kevin’s law states that if a company that produces tainted meat, E. coli infected, multiple times the factory will be shut down. That is a SIMPLE and LOGICAL law, factories with sanitation problems get shut down. So why hasn’t a simple and logical law like this been passed? It cant be because of many chair members of food producing companies transferring to head positions at the FDA. You read correctly, food companies are pretty much planting their own employees into positions that monitor the factories. The surveyed have become the surveyors. Corruption to the highest extent!!!